Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Arvid Olaf Draugr


His name was Arvid Olaf and Draugr was the last.
A captain never was so despised by men before the mast.

"We cut him from his hawser. We spun his guts to twine.

We feed him lead and pitched him o'er and so besmurched the brine."

So let this speak as epitaph, to mark his gruesome life.

For those who plant the seeds of woe will harvest only strife.



*Okay, I got a little carried away with this one but he was a good distraction. Also my submission to this week's Illustration Friday: Tales and Legends. Words by Mr. Hoskins.

Shoebox Shoggoth


There once was a season of gladness,
when a package arrived at my address.
The wrapping was merry, but the message contrary
cause it said: DO NOT OPEN 'TIL MADNESS

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Emesi


Emesi the demon turns inside-out
while the tentacles roll down his chin.
If ever he gets to, he'll drag you along
and then you'll be outside-in

*For those that didn't know, my genius buddy Loren Hoskins is doing the writing/prose/lyrics for my monsters. This one being my favorite so far. Loren is an extremely talented comic, writer, voice talent, musician, and friend. (He reads this blog so feel free to give him props.)

Rankin Bass' Hobbit 1977


I was seven. I lived in inner Houston. I had just started 1st grade. And then I saw this. I remember watching it on the couch with my Mom and being completely and utterly mesmerized.


Rankin Bass' (the greatest animation production company ever, bar none) Hobbit was the biggest, most influential movie of my life. I loved the art, the music, everything. I soaked the whole thing up. I pored over the book, I listened to the picture book album over and over at school when I had my time on the record player(this was way before the time of vcrs or dvds so I had to wait for the reruns on tv) I was completely hooked. This is from the inside cover of my illustrated copy of the book:

I still, to this day, can recite the movie end to end and if it's on, I'm watching it. I used to have an audio tape that my good buddy DJ George Holland made me that I'd listen to in the car. Seriously, this movie is like crack for me.

For those non-nerd types, Rankin Bass is also the production company that did all those badass Christmas shows, the Thundercats and The Last Unicorn.

"There are moon letters here...see?"

Monday, January 28, 2008

The Revenant of Abbot Caen


In book five of his manuscript, William of Newburgh writes of the medicinal revival of a corpse performed by a monk in 1197. Upon the day of his execution, the abbot uttered only one passage from the bible before his purification was dispensed:

"The children of this world are wiser in their generation than the children of light" [Luke 16: 8]

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Murder Mites



Where blood has been spilt,

upon moor or on stone,

will gather the mites

that make murder their home.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

IF: Plain


My contribution to this week's Illustration Friday, topic: Plain. As in High Plains Drifter.

Monday, January 21, 2008

circa 1989

Here's a blast from the past. 1989. Senior year of high school. Done in high school, Mr. Becker's biology class to be exact.

On another note, I saw Cloverfield over the weekend. Don't waste your money (*note: I am an extremely tough movie critic). And if you are in the slightest way prone to motion sickness, stay far away from this movie. The camera effect (ala hand-held camcorder) is relentless. I'm going to try and write a more in depth review of Cloverfield on another blog soon.

Fever Fen


"Fevyr Fenne be prankish, sharpe of wit and pronne also to showe of distemper. Most often will they be found out amoung the mosse of the quagmyre. If thou hast been bitten, soone will that parte of thy body swell with rott, and so decrepit be. If thou by word or action so soothe or make confidence of this beaste, it shall remain devoted to thee for a tyme and this will not see the change of fourteen years. Bewarre such a friend."

- from the Bestarium Diabolus by Marcus of Gramercy, 12th Century

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Mae


Unnaturalist and surgical fiend, Dr. Mason Wyckersham, was known to have performed over two-hundred documented, experimental procedures on ghouls, demons, and fish. He was quite mad.

Pictured here is one of his earlier amalgamations which he called: Monstero-Arthropodia Elefantius IV.

Perhaps the most disturbing thought, in this case, is that of the three previous, failed versions of the monster.

Grudge Bug


Covetous, cold and gnashing of teeth
The Grudge be a bug you don't want to meet.

Contentment, be none and so you depart

They envy your life and the beat of your heart.

*The "monster a day" has become a creative collaboration between myself and my most talented friend Loren Hoskins. He's writing the excerpts and I'm doing the drawing.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Undermurk


This is an undermurk. They are rarely seen detached from their host in this fashion. Typically they are to be found affixed to the undersides of the flippers, or webbed feet of marsh creatures such as the Fever Fen, numerous species of plasmatic monsters, and the Blue-bellied Bog Runner.

Hidden away in the membranous skin-folds of these swamp dwellers, undermurks can hardly be called idle passengers, for while they do indeed feed upon their host, the relationship is extremely beneficial. The multi-chambered shell of the undermurk acts as a sort of filtration system removing poisons and toxic enchantments from the bloodstream. A healthy swamp monster or marsh demon is, almost always, absolutely filthy with these little brutes.

A system of undermurk shells can be employed to assemble a rather crude device for purifying liquid. However, though oft attempted by marsh-trippers and Waste Survivalists, an undermurk purification system is persnickety business, to say the least. Few have succeeded, rather more than some have been envenomed, and most have died in terrible, terrible ways.

Undermurks will instantly sour a basin of milk, up to 2 feet away.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Spiky Dirt Walker

Back to Frogg Island


I'm back to work on Frogg Island which, when finished, will be the setting for Captain Bogg & Salty's newest album that they're currently in the studio recording. (Click to see a much larger version.)

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Necro Mantis


Thanks for the name suggestion Loren. You the man.

Friday, January 11, 2008

Stitch


A break from drawing nazi airplanes, I drew a catch-up monster in theme with this week's Illustration Friday's topic: Stitch. Two birds with one stone.